bookoisseur:

GPOY

(Source: dec1994, via teacoffeebooks)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via glados-made-me-do-it)

-theperfectmistake:

Me all the times ever: I might not fall in love with you but I sure as hell might fall for your cute older brother

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(via quiethandsquietkiss)

Well he’s not wrong.

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via tessaviolet)

(via riotousroots)

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke, via hellomynameisginny)